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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:21 am

Read a paper!


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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:29 am

JT has signed up 2 star in a new TV show. It's called OTHER FOOTBALLER'S WIVES!!!
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:32 am

Ashley Cole was caught doin 104mph in a 50 zone. When quizzed by the fuzz, he sed '' I just heard JT is parked outside my house''
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:35 am

Fabio Capello Phoned Wayne Bridge n sed ''JT's Lost his captain armband, Can u do me a favour n look under ur bed 4 it''
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:38 am

SO... JT was shaggin Wayne Bridge's girl! Poor old Wayne - He ent even 1st choice wit the missus!
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:41 am

SO... JT has bin caught stealin anuver man's girl (AGEN) I bet his mum is so proud he learned sumink frm her. (She was caught liftin dog food frm tesco) Stupid bitch!
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:43 am

What hav Wayne Bridge's missus n the 2008 champions league final goalposts got in common? They both bin banged by John Terry!
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:45 am

John Terry, former dad of the year. Kerry Katona former mum of the year. I bet Ronnie Wood is polishin his grandad of the year award as we speak! (type)
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Post by makaveli4sheez Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:54 am

Got sum good 1's bt this is long!
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Post by Admin Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:47 am

HAHAHAHA LOL Laughing
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Post by Admin Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:27 am

John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
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Post by Skined1ce Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:06 am

Football jokes!!

Football is a joke!!

Oooo he didn't go there

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Post by Admin Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:07 pm

Yeah but John Terry and Tiger Woods deserve that shit MUGS!
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