The little things.

Not talkin bout admins cock! Nah serious. them lil fings that piss u off! Just sin the paper boy n had the thought of rushin himm at the door, stuffin him in his paper trolley n wheelin him round the street! Thats sum funny shit!

The missus leavin the milk out n a used tea-bag by the sink! Y? The fuckin bin is like 3ft away frm the sink, i cud! Yea really, SHWHITE!

Shoppin 4 ne1 else bt urself! Its no fun buyin sum1 else shit!!!!

When u ring a mate (IMPORTANT) wel... Scorin! It rings out, so u tx as quik as u can 2 let em know. Then the phone just freeze's 4 ages mid-text n NO FUCKIN DOUBT, its the cunt u just tryd ringin!

ONLY!!!! 4 ppl on a pre-pay lectric meter. U just set up a bangin playlist on the laptop, external hdd plugged in, same 4 stereo. Then the fuckin lectric go n u just sat there wit the laptop screen 4 light! WAIT WAIT WAIT... The best/worst moment, Take the laptop 4 light into the kitchen 2 find the lectric key 2 find ur missus got the key!!!! PISS TAKE!

I live near a train track. Y the fuck do the doors beep like 4 times, n its louder than my fuckin doorbell.